Carbio

Doing the opposite of cardio, usually entails drinking beer, eating nachos, and sitting around.

Do you do cardio?

No I do carbio.

by The Life and Times of Brian June 15, 2010

carbio

Cardiovascular exercise to a brewery or pub

Hey luv, just stepping out for a bit of carbio.

by CocoPapa September 27, 2023

Carbio

When one binges carbs in an almost race like behavior consuming all the carbs they can find in a specific period of time. Carbio can be done in long or short stretches, but stretching is rarely apart of carbio other than the elastic on your pants.

Dang dude this week was rough I need to do some comfort carbio!

by Prancerton December 29, 2025

Carbona Not Glue

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.

Carbona not glue, 1,2,3,4

by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbondale Cougar

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

Carbon Credits

A SCHEME and a SCAM.

A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.

A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.

Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?

Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!

by Eddy August 5, 2007