CocoPapa's definitions

Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.

Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.

by CocoPapa November 11, 2025

carbio

Cardiovascular exercise to a brewery or pub

Hey luv, just stepping out for a bit of carbio.

by CocoPapa September 27, 2023

thalweg

A lazy person who hides from teammates to avoid work while still progressing towards the desired outcome.

Someone who sits in the slipstream of high-performers to get where they want to go while minimising the effort they exert themself.

The lowest path along a riverbed.

“How did Kevin get a HD?! That thalweg did jackshit all semester!”
“True, that gray man did fuck all.”

by CocoPapa May 3, 2019