car-b-que
Commonly used in radio traffic reports: "The 101 westbound is moving slowly because of a car-b-que off to the left at 7th Street."
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Carb Queen
An individual, usually of the female sex, that lives and breathes strictly for the sole purpose of eating anything, consumable or not, that would fit within the perimeters of her "rather cavernous" mouth that is characterized as a carbohydrate. The term "queen" is loosely used and can be substituted for terms such as "fiend," "junkie" or "addict" A carb queen usually has a rotund figure similar to the Michelin man or the common domesticated cow or swine.
JIMBO: Babe what do you want for breakfast?
CARB QUEEN: I'll have a bowl of flour and maybe a cup of sugar to go with that.
JIMBO: Babe you hungry? What do you want for lunch?
CARB QUEEN: I'm so craving a pack of hot dog buns!
JIMBO: Babe it's dinner time what.....(gets cut off mid sentence)
CARB QUEEN: Trying to watch my figure, I'll just have a box of spaghetti.
CARB QUEEN: I'll have a bowl of flour and maybe a cup of sugar to go with that.
JIMBO: Babe you hungry? What do you want for lunch?
CARB QUEEN: I'm so craving a pack of hot dog buns!
JIMBO: Babe it's dinner time what.....(gets cut off mid sentence)
CARB QUEEN: Trying to watch my figure, I'll just have a box of spaghetti.
Carb Queen by the princess and hebrew slave November 23, 2011
carbque
Some guy overheated his van on I-39 this afternoon, and the thing ended up catching on fire. What a huge carbeque! Traffic was backed up for miles...
carbque by Ray Newman July 6, 2005
carbque
The hobby of grilling food using the heat of a running car engine, often either by wrapping the food item in tinfoil and baking by driving for a number of miles, or by laying a suitable grilling surface over the engine and grilling traditionally in situ
"I forgot to cook a dish for the reunion, so I grabbed potatoes on the way and let the old carbque do its magic"
carbque by KironausGAMR April 24, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026