Tec tard

A retard in technology. A mentally challenged person in technology.
A old granny who doesn't know how to use a computer is a tec tard. A smart ass dip-shit that doesn't know how to print with a computer or smart phone is a tec tard.
by mwallace2202 October 12, 2013
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Re-ard

Someone who is so retarded, the word retard makes them look like a genius. Re-ard is someone who thinks they are smarter then what they really are.
Dam what a re-ard. So stupid, he thinks he's a genius.

A person so naive and stupid, they think that they are genius' when they are a piece of shit.
by mwallace2202 October 26, 2013
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Tilt up position

When a woman is top on top of a man during intercourse, the guy says “Tilt-Up” to the woman, she gets back to completely cowgirl, riding the man while holding her self up by holding her hands on the man’s shoulders or his stomach, while the man is fingering her.
Woman 1: How was last nights date?

Woman 2: it was amazing, he introduced me to the tilt up position, felt amazing him fingering me while riding him.
by mwallace2202 April 17, 2024
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ramming

Screwing a person over financially, personally, legally, reputation wise, etc.
I asked one question to that lawyer, and the following week he mailed me a 1500 dollar bill for suppossingly a hours worth of talking. He really rammed that bill hard. The ramming is real.
by mwallace2202 December 09, 2015
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Fird

A word that a dip shit airsoft company uses to describe your place on the phone holdup. Doesn't clarify if your first or third in line on the phone.
You are fird in line.
by mwallace2202 November 02, 2013
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Car-b-que

When a car is being burned or completely burnt, and totaled, resulting in a burnt toasted shell of a car. - Car-B-Que.
Dude, check out that burnt car.

Yeah man, that car is a Car-B-que
by mwallace2202 April 17, 2024
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morning cap

Time declared by individual of latest time in the morning they will stay up studying.
With the test in two days, I declared the morning cap around 4 am. I ended up calling it around 2.
by mwallace2202 April 29, 2015
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