mwallace2202's definitions

Brain fried

Studying so much and working so hard for some classes, that the individual is making more mistakes then correct things.

Dude, after taking that test, I am brain fried.

by mwallace2202 October 30, 2014

Re-ard

Someone who is so retarded, the word retard makes them look like a genius. Re-ard is someone who thinks they are smarter then what they really are.

Dam what a re-ard. So stupid, he thinks he's a genius.

A person so naive and stupid, they think that they are genius' when they are a piece of shit.

by mwallace2202 October 26, 2013

Fird

A word that a dip shit airsoft company uses to describe your place on the phone holdup. Doesn't clarify if your first or third in line on the phone.

You are fird in line.

by mwallace2202 November 2, 2013

morning cap

Time declared by individual of latest time in the morning they will stay up studying.

With the test in two days, I declared the morning cap around 4 am. I ended up calling it around 2.

by mwallace2202 April 29, 2015

tripper

somebody who thinks they are great musician, when in reality they do shitty cabana music.

Person A: Talked to Jimbo back there near the bar, he was so cocky talking about new jobs in hollywood as a musician.
Person B: He actually believes he is that good.

Person A: What a tripper.

by mwallace2202 May 26, 2015

Crab Walking

when intercourse occurs so many times or is rough, 1 has to walk a certain way to avoid feeling friction burn.

On the tv show last night, that scene was so rough, they both were crab walking for a couple of days.

by mwallace2202 June 3, 2015

ramming

Screwing a person over financially, personally, legally, reputation wise, etc.

I asked one question to that lawyer, and the following week he mailed me a 1500 dollar bill for suppossingly a hours worth of talking. He really rammed that bill hard. The ramming is real.

by mwallace2202 December 9, 2015