If they could, why wouldnt they?
When someone does something that only benefits them at the expense of others, they are following Hughan's First Law of Reality.
Rick: Dam, Horizon Wireless fucked me in the ass with these charges for international travel.
Matty: If they could, why wouldn't they, thats Hughan's First Law of Reality.
by mwallace2202 February 03, 2025
when intercourse occurs so many times or is rough, 1 has to walk a certain way to avoid feeling friction burn.
On the tv show last night, that scene was so rough, they both were crab walking for a couple of days.
by mwallace2202 June 02, 2015
Studying so much and working so hard for some classes, that the individual is making more mistakes then correct things.
by mwallace2202 October 30, 2014
A old granny who doesn't know how to use a computer is a tec tard. A smart ass dip-shit that doesn't know how to print with a computer or smart phone is a tec tard.
by mwallace2202 October 13, 2013
I asked one question to that lawyer, and the following week he mailed me a 1500 dollar bill for suppossingly a hours worth of talking. He really rammed that bill hard. The ramming is real.
by mwallace2202 October 18, 2015
When a woman is top on top of a man during intercourse, the guy says “Tilt-Up” to the woman, she gets back to completely cowgirl, riding the man while holding her self up by holding her hands on the man’s shoulders or his stomach, while the man is fingering her.
Woman 1: How was last nights date?
Woman 2: it was amazing, he introduced me to the tilt up position, felt amazing him fingering me while riding him.
by mwallace2202 April 17, 2024
Someone who is so retarded, the word retard makes them look like a genius. Re-ard is someone who thinks they are smarter then what they really are.
Dam what a re-ard. So stupid, he thinks he's a genius.
A person so naive and stupid, they think that they are genius' when they are a piece of shit.
by mwallace2202 October 25, 2013