car jam 

A term used to describe driving in Auckland City New Zealand where the traffic is more congested than Hong Kong.

Thanks to a dumb arse profiteering government and the GFY council mafia parasites.

Sure, just car jam over to my house.

ok I'm already car jamming now...

car jam by fu manchu magic July 30, 2017

one-car traffic jam 

(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.

Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.

Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."

Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."

one-car traffic jam by ShoulderCheck2005 March 11, 2014

Jam Car 

Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.

Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.

Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.

Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.

Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”

Jam Car by Howard Alan S. May 27, 2022

Smart Car Jamboree 

A gathering of little people inside a smart car, usually for a violent orgy

Smart Car Jamborees are the leading cause of smart car destruction in the United States.

Smart Car Jamboree by dddefinition September 23, 2014

Jamaican Car Wash 

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.

Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word

Jamaican Car Wash by thetaco2 June 9, 2018

jamaican car bomb

A drink created by Timmy. Take a liter stein and fill it with 2/3 of Miller High Life. Then, drop a full 12 oz Red Stripe in it and chug it down.

Did you see Timmy drop that Red Strip into that stein of Miller High Life? That's totally a Jamaican Car Bomb. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WaeG0h1Ptw

jamaican car bomb by JCBTimmy March 23, 2009

jamaican car wash 

the act of a girl taking a shit on your chest, then smearing it on you with her breasts

dude, last night chelsea gave me a jamaican car wash, it was fucking sick.

jamaican car wash by paulthecomet May 28, 2010