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Car-dick
Scottish slang for a teenage driver who modifies their cars with large/loud exhausts and speeds through towns as if they're in a race.
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When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!
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Dick Car Wash
noun.
The metaphorical state of being in a very homosexual situation, or undesirable position. Described as the brushes in a car wash being replaced with penises, and slapping the individual in the face repeatedly while revolving, as if they were cleaning the exterior of a vehicle.
The metaphorical state of being in a very homosexual situation, or undesirable position. Described as the brushes in a car wash being replaced with penises, and slapping the individual in the face repeatedly while revolving, as if they were cleaning the exterior of a vehicle.
Mark: Man, let’s get out of here….
Jim: What gives? I like the vibe of this place!
Mark: No dude, this place is a total Dick Car Wash. Do you see the amount of Navy personnel in here?
Jim: Oh….yeah there are a lot of sailors here…
Mark: Yeah. Let’s peace out and get some Taco John’s. I’m going to 9/11 that toilet later.
Jim: What gives? I like the vibe of this place!
Mark: No dude, this place is a total Dick Car Wash. Do you see the amount of Navy personnel in here?
Jim: Oh….yeah there are a lot of sailors here…
Mark: Yeah. Let’s peace out and get some Taco John’s. I’m going to 9/11 that toilet later.
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