car dick 

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.

"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"

car dick by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016

Car-dick 

Scottish slang for a teenage driver who modifies their cars with large/loud exhausts and speeds through towns as if they're in a race.

Guy 1: "Did you buy another loud exhaust?"
Guy 2: "Yep, going to install it today."
Guy 1: "Damn, you're already becoming a car-dick."

Car-dick by TacDiesel May 18, 2017

hot car dick 

When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!

Oh baby you got that hcd (hot car dick)! I ain't going down there until you shower that dick off.

hot car dick by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019

Dick Car Wash

noun.

The metaphorical state of being in a very homosexual situation, or undesirable position. Described as the brushes in a car wash being replaced with penises, and slapping the individual in the face repeatedly while revolving, as if they were cleaning the exterior of a vehicle.

Mark: Man, let’s get out of here….

Jim: What gives? I like the vibe of this place!

Mark: No dude, this place is a total Dick Car Wash. Do you see the amount of Navy personnel in here?

Jim: Oh….yeah there are a lot of sailors here…

Mark: Yeah. Let’s peace out and get some Taco John’s. I’m going to 9/11 that toilet later.

Dick Car Wash by Penis Alota April 14, 2026

cardick

When you suck at typing, and instead of typing “carsick” you click the “d” and not “s”

Me: I got rlly cardick today
Gf: Cardick??

cardick by Ant!~s0c!a/ July 27, 2021

cardick

When you try to type “Carsick” and miss the “s”

Me: I got cardick a lot today
Uncle: Cardick?!?! XD

cardick by Ant!~s0c!a/ July 27, 2021