car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.

"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"

car dick by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016

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Car-dick

Scottish slang for a teenage driver who modifies their cars with large/loud exhausts and speeds through towns as if they're in a race.

Guy 1: "Did you buy another loud exhaust?"
Guy 2: "Yep, going to install it today."
Guy 1: "Damn, you're already becoming a car-dick."

Car-dick by TacDiesel May 18, 2017

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hot car dick

When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!

Oh baby you got that hcd (hot car dick)! I ain't going down there until you shower that dick off.

hot car dick by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019

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Dick Car Wash

noun.

The metaphorical state of being in a very homosexual situation, or undesirable position. Described as the brushes in a car wash being replaced with penises, and slapping the individual in the face repeatedly while revolving, as if they were cleaning the exterior of a vehicle.

Mark: Man, let’s get out of here….

Jim: What gives? I like the vibe of this place!

Mark: No dude, this place is a total Dick Car Wash. Do you see the amount of Navy personnel in here?

Jim: Oh….yeah there are a lot of sailors here…

Mark: Yeah. Let’s peace out and get some Taco John’s. I’m going to 9/11 that toilet later.

Dick Car Wash by Penis Alota April 14, 2026