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captain d 

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"
captain d by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021
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Captain D's 

The only other option if a Jew doesn't want McDonald's Filet o fish sandwhich
Person 1:Hey wanna go to Captain D's?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Captain D's by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016

Captain Birdseye'd 

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.
"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
Captain Birdseye'd by Ekomatter November 10, 2007

Captain America'd 

When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.
Damn! That's Jerry from high school? I didn't even recognize him! Puberty Captain America'd his ass

Captain Cook'd 

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia
James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring
Captain Cook'd by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017

Captain B D

Captain of the GayNoggins, a father figure for all of us. He is respected by everyone and saves males from threats
Man, I met captain B D, he is so cool
Captain B D by Randomguyfromspace October 27, 2022

Captain Morgan'd 

the act of putting your balls in someones face unexpectedly while they or bent over; or putting your balls in a random person face while shopping trying not to get noticed
Timmy just got Captain Morgan'd by jeremy while picking up his keys up from the ground
Captain Morgan'd by murfdizzle April 9, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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