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mr. capretta

Dope teacher who always has a sweater for every holiday and a pencil behind his ear.
When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day."
mr. capretta by soup lover January 17, 2017
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mr. capretta

Such a great grade eight teacher. He gave one of his students a bae leaf tree for Christmas
When Mr. Capretta teaches: "Osmosis! Now how many of you have a cup of bed, I mean cup of water beside your bed.... damnit, that was supposed to be Terminal."
mr. capretta by soup lover January 17, 2017
A surname modified from the italian one Capristo.
My fictional's character surname is Capristan. It sounds really elegant!
Capristan by kenn_sugusjeje December 8, 2022

mr. capretta

The best elementary school teacher on the planet! He also has a tomato garden
When mr. Capretta teaches: "Okay class, so the way gears work is that......yeah my family celebrates Christmas
mr. capretta by Ur dad May 7, 2016

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026