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Clinomania

a lazy ass person that stays in bed all the time and has an obsession with their bed.
I have clinomania or i am a clinomaciac...I love to sleep. Love it. It's practically my favourite thing in the world. Unfortunately this means that I am terrible at getting up in the mornings. I have to do it every day, so you'd think I'd have mastered it by now, but no. Every day I stay in bed till the last possible second, and then have to run around like a maniac to make it to work on time. If I just got up ten minutes earlier, my life would be a lot easier, but I just can't bring myself to sacrifice those last few minutes.
Clinomania by Dr. Denny September 21, 2010

Clinomania

Clinomania is the "wanting to stay in bed all day".
(John)What are you doing man?

(Jake) Nothing,just dealing with my clinomania.
Clinomania by Love Keeper April 20, 2016

cantomaniac  

one who is given to excessive singing; one who sings at the drop of a hat; one for whom song is a predominant form of self-expression.
My friend, Julie, is a cantomaniac - every time I go to her house, I can hear her singing before I get to the door!
cantomaniac by Lynn K. Edisen January 23, 2009

Clinomania

Medically noticed condition hasn’t been researched upon enough yet but it is the chronic inability to leave bed due to things like pain disorders, depression, or fatigue disorders those who feel tired procrastinate those who are truly unable feel anxious overwhelmed and debilitated by the action Or thought of getting out of bed. Not something for people to call other people lazy for
“Juls has been in bed all morning and doesn’t get up when he’s posed too on other days” “yeah I was reading something online about clinomania/Dysania I think he needs sum help”
Clinomania by Julsss March 3, 2021

cantomania 

noun: the uncontrollable urge to sing
John sings karaoke on such a regular basis, that he is apt to develop cantomania.
cantomania by la riccia January 10, 2006

calcomania 

recurrent urge to steal calculators that you generally do not really need
Sally has a real case of calcomania. She even took a calculator from Algebra class today.
calcomania by 7oaks September 22, 2016
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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