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A last name From Florence Italy.
Whats your last name?
Ohh, its Canzani
canzani by jeffrey canzani May 9, 2005
Words you can keep

Cantanip 

It's like catnip but has crack mixed into it.
Yo me and Blake's cat bout to go do some Cantanip, you in?
Cantanip by Benis100 May 15, 2020
To say something stupid, named after Oregonian columnist John Canzano.
Wow, you really pulled a Canzano there.
Canzano by Longlivethepit March 7, 2010

Cancaning 

Playing Offenbach's Cancan at full blast and thereby allowing people to hear it, basically works like a rickroll
Person 1: Gotta go and do some cancaning
a few moments later
Person 2: AAAAHHHHH! I have been cancaned for the 19821396862nd time!
Person 1: lol, get trolled
Cancaning by UrLocalSeagull May 4, 2023

cananicide 

The killing of a dog, chiefly where the death is not in the best interests of a dog. A veterinary surgeon who gave a lethal injection to kill a dog in pain would not be committing cananicide.
You put your clean linen on the washing line outside to dry, only to find your dog later has pulled it down, and it is filthy and needs to be washed. You are furious with the dog, kill it and you have committed cananicide.

Thoughts of cananicide are common amongst owners of "canine menaces" and those who loathe dogs.
cananicide by Dan Cole March 4, 2007

Cananicle 

noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating.
verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus.
noun. Damn that cananicle is huge!
verb: I had to cananicize you penis from myself.
Cananicle by Marc April 3, 2005
A Candani is the boss of everything who lives in this world .he have the biggest dick,the best style and he is the lord of playboy's.he can switch shit in gold.
Most women's call a Candani when they doesn't get a orgasm,after 2-5 minutes they fall in love Whit him.
candani by buai January 3, 2017
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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