cantrellian

Pertaining to, or being of, the state in which somebody is a manipulative, self centered, sociopathic, cunt-weasel.

She has a husband she abuses emotionally, a boyfriend she manipulates, and a boy-toy she is currently sleeping with...she is so cantrellian.

by ItOnlyHurtsWhenItsTrue March 6, 2016

Cantrelling

Plural verb of: Cantrell
-Slacking, half-assing, giving 50% but acting like it’s 110%, work haphazardly or from behind schedule.

Old English Cantrell ‘inclined to be behind schedule, haphazardly rushed or hurried’, of Kentucknic origin; related to Latin canfuxup ‘to rush’.

I’ve been so busy drinking beer and sitting on the couch afterwork, cantrelling the shit out of the racecar is the only way it’s going to be ready for the next race.

by rEmitlaer January 8, 2021

cantwelling

The art of cutting lines, getting free parking and basically sneaking in to any public event where others are paying for admission.

Friend 1: This line is a mile long. I’m not waiting this long for a beer.

Friend 2: Good thing we are Cantwelling. Be right back.

Friend 2 returns in 5 mins with beverages.

Friend 1: speechless and smiling.

by georgeismakinggreattime January 29, 2021

viviana cantellano

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she is a c00l kat viviana cantellano

by meizcoolkat April 23, 2019

Cantellano

an italian mobster that will kill you in your sleep

the cantellano got joey last night.

by juv290 March 17, 2010

cantrellism

To look like a human meatball with marinera smothered all over you while acting like a complete asshole.

This guy is a fucking cantrellism.

by grimace8585 October 14, 2008