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personA: so what language do you speak?
personB: canto.
personA: oOo. gung hay fat choy!
personB: ...=,=" poke guy.
canto by Michii May 13, 2005
Words you can keep
mmm canto pop = cantonese pop muzik
canto by idi0t May 13, 2005

Canto face 

The ugly face of some Cantonese descent, it is very round and bug-eyed. Can sometimes be mistaken for a fish. People with canto face come primarily from Shanghai, though it is not limited to that area. The most notable features of canto face, besides the protruding eyes, is also the large round nose and uneven lips
Ugh stay clear of Judy, she's got major canto face
Canto face by WL. January 7, 2010

Canto Mood 

When a Cantonese female storms off without stopping, looking, talking or making any effort.
Pui Yee stormed off with her head down again today, she was clearly in a major Canto mood.
Canto Mood by cantomaster September 20, 2018

Canto Trap 

(n.) A female Asian who is attractive and lovely at first, but once you get in a relationship with her, she sucks the life and resources(money, time, and energy) out of you.
Person 1: Yo, Anele is hella pretty and nice.
Person 2: Yeah, but I heard she's a canto trap.
Canto Trap by helloitsren June 22, 2016

oye mi canto 

noooo....dont listen to dat spanish deprived person who wrote that "oye mi canto" means "heres my song"....!!!

oye mi canto = listen to my singing


aprende español y despues traduci ok?!
oye mi canto by La Morocha September 21, 2005

Bang a Canto 

Sex with a cantonese female in multiple positions, usually involving lots of doggystyle, spooning, legs on shoulders and clit rubbing, but not much female on top, cowgirl, reverse or squatting because they can be lazy fuckers.
If I’ve got any time later and Carrie is free then I’d love to bang a canto
Bang a Canto by cantomaster November 13, 2019
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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