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Smoking cannolis

Another term for smoking joints. Used when you need to keep quiet about smoking weed.
Are you coming tonight? We're gonna be smoking cannolis.
Smoking cannolis by ganja g November 3, 2010

Double Stuffed Cannoli 

A endearing sexual interaction between two male participants who engage in simultaneous consensual anal coitus. (multiples of two are needed)

Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant

Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.

*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.

Be safe Enjoy.
" Max and I almost got caught in a lot of trouble doing the Double stuffed Cannoli on our school bus to soccer practice."

" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."

" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"

soggy cannoli 

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli
soggy cannoli by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013

Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.
I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.
"Cannoli" is the plural of "cannolo," which is a Sicilian pastry consisting of a crisp pastry tube filled with sweetened ricotta. The ricotta filling is sometimes sprinkled with crushed pistachios, chopped candied citron or orange peel, or semi-sweet chocolate chips. It's a popular item in Italian-American bakeries.
I'll have a dozen cannoli. But please make up some fresh ones. I don't want any that were already filled an hour ago.
cannoli by Farfalla February 24, 2008

holy cannoli 

an expression that usually accompanies shock or excitment
example 1: holy cannoli, what the hell was that?!
example 2: holy cannoli, did you see that? it was AMAZING
holy cannoli by mhm8 May 26, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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