fingerin' 

when a girl sticks her finger into her pussy and masterbate

she went home and fingered her pussy good

fingerin' by dane February 18, 2005

Kentucky Fried Fingerin’

Fingering a girl with a chicken drumstick from a KFC 5-dollar-fill-up box, making her exceedingly wet, and then proceeding to lick the combination of bread crumbs and pussy juice off your fingers while looking here dead in the eye saying “It’s finger lickin’ good.”

How was your date with Jessica last night?
It was great! After we went out to KFC I gave her a Kentucky Fried Fingerin’.
I bet it was finger lickin’ good.

Kentucky Fried Fingerin’ by WalkBT April 20, 2018

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

getting your finger in the door 

the opposite of foot in the door, getting your finger in the door means trying to get into a situation, position or organization, and failing greatly.

mentioning you were fired from every place you ever worked in, is getting your finger in the door

getting your finger in the door by e-shy April 28, 2010

Fingernails4Cash 

A great source of income if you have extremely fast growing nails. This is the best website voted by TMZ.

The best website for Fingernails and cash
Everyone has fingernails
and everyone wants cash
So send us all your fingernails
and we'll send you some cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, Fingernails4Cash
Remember, it's just fingernails
so don't expect much cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, our service never fails
Just take the cash and don't ask why we want your fingernails
Cause we might be building a fort with them! Come down to our Site!

Fingernails4Cash by YakLover February 20, 2019

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest 

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.

Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest by One Large June 17, 2020

fingerlingus 

Other forms: fangalangus, fingerlinging fangalangin'

The act of orally stimulating a woman's clitoris with one's tongue while simultaneously "fingerblasting" her with one or more digits.

"So I was fingerblasting the shit out of Becky last night and it wasn't doing the trick, so I threw my tongue in the mix rocked some fingerlingus.

fingerlingus by SteveGee April 13, 2014