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cannactivist

A person of good intention who attempts to change ignorant laws that are biased against cannabis and toward arrest and incarceration of people that cure, or lessen, the effect of pain associated with many diseases and ailments where pharmaceuticals do not work without grave side effects.
The cannactivist was arrested for smoking marijuana in public.
cannactivist by bryco October 21, 2010

cannaphile 

A person who is well-versed and educated in all things having to do with the culture of pot, marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc. This can include, but is not restricted to weed dealers, bong shop owners, musicians, Rastafarians, hippies, grow-house owners... It can also be used as a more respected label than the more commonly used terms, stoner or pothead.
Judd Apatow's films always have some kind of reference to marijuana. He's a true cannaphile.
cannaphile by homopinionation December 3, 2013

Cannacheese 

(sometime in the hopeful future) "I'll take a half grilled cannacheese sandwich with tomato soup and an apple on the side, thanks"
Cannacheese by Superyogi December 15, 2010

Cannarchist 

Someone who believes marijuana is above all laws and that legalization means a full anarchist state of no regulations or rules whatsoever.
Are you going to the legalization rally?

Nah, it's just a bunch of nutter Cannarchists. I'm going to the legal weed store for some grams and then going to the park to chill and read a book.

Cannacide 

Any activity that will reduce or kill your high.
Ex:

Person A: do this thing
Person B: but I'm high
Person A: don't care, do it anyway
Peraon B: damn dude, that's cannacide
Cannacide by Alex Tribeck December 15, 2016

Calmachill 

when a situation gets out of control and people just need to relax.
Dude you need to calmachill she doesn't like you.
Calmachill by Calmate man July 14, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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