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cannabist 

One who has an affinity for all things relating to cannabis. Can be a synonym for a cannabis connoisseur. A cannabist is essentially more than a marijuana smoker, he or she is a marijuana enthusiast. A cannabist can often be spotted with his nose in a baggie of bud for long periods of time, or examining a nugget or brick of hash up close with a magnifying class as if it was a piece of jewelry. Most cannabists are familiar with most aspects of cannabis culture-- breeding, growing, smoking, rolling, smoking device construction, etc. Some may contend a cannabist is nothing more than a marijuana geek.
"Your boy that calls himself a cannabist talks way too much about weed. Every word that comes out of the dude's mouth is about some strain or another. What a buzz kill..."
cannabist by dextro April 20, 2006

cannabliss 

A state of enlightenment and/or nirvana produced by marijuana. So smoke if you wanna.
A wave of canabliss hit me as i toked the joint.
cannabliss by George May 13, 2005

cannibalism 

The solution to the human overpopulation problem.
People who think cannibalism is mean are bitches who should be eaten first.
cannibalism by GleefulSchizo666 December 20, 2004

cannabanist 

A Cannabis Enthusiast that works in the Cannabis industry or supports and endorses Cannabis in some way.
A group of Cannabanists met recently to discuss the benefits of cannabis for cancer patients.
cannabanist by Doctor B. Fried August 20, 2022

Cannibalism 

To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.
The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.
Cannibalism by Persephone~ February 27, 2009

2 for 1 cannibalism 

Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.
Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.
2 for 1 cannibalism by nuttery November 6, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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