When your dog steps on your pp and it twist around then becomes a churro and then coby brian slam dunks a foot ball into idubz face and then you take your pet cat to dog school and your pet lizard gets fat and eats Mr. K.
Awww digity darn Ive got me a crankerdoodle yum :)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'