caniva 

Short for 'can I have a'.

(Can-I-va)

Daughter: "Mom, caniva chocolate bar?"

caniva by whatfuckingnameisntbeingused March 21, 2015

carnival cruise 

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013

winter carnival

Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.

To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.

do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.

Winter Carnival!!!!!!!

winter carnival by joegraz February 26, 2011

no carnival no games 

when “Matty Fucking Smokes” was referring to his juul in the car; another saying for “No Cap” or “No Lid”.

me : yeooo this vape hits hard

friend : yeah bro, no carnival no games

no carnival no games by clawhey January 28, 2019

parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture

Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?

parisian carnival by the parisian king November 26, 2006

Carnival Talk 

Coded language

Ex. 1

"Often, the two would talk in 'coded' language (also known as carnival talk) on the phone or in handwritten letters."

John 'Boxer' Mendoza, "The Godfather of Orange County: Peter 'Sana' Ojeda," April 2, 2021

Ex. 2

Flojo: Hey fool! The cake is in the oven!

Rojo: The biscuits have been buttered?

Flojo: No mijo: The bread has been baked.

Chavo: Damn fool! If I understood that Carnival Talk correctly, the first guy got murked, the second dude hit a lick on the church bake sale, and the third homey has a bad case of the runs!

Carnival Talk by ZXY&ABC April 7, 2021

no carnival no games 

Used to show that someone’s telling the truth and not playing around. Similar to deadass

Last night’s party was steez AF, no carnival no games.

That math test was hella hard, I legit think Ima get an F. No carnival no games

Yea they got married! No carnival no games. Beautiful wedding

no carnival no games by cchan September 15, 2018