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Short for 'can I have a'.

(Can-I-va)
Daughter: "Mom, caniva chocolate bar?"
by whatfuckingnameisntbeingused March 20, 2015

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Something that is very hard to believe
Son: "Daddy, a cow fell on top of me!"
Father: "That is unbelievable!"
by whatfuckingnameisntbeingused March 21, 2015

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