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Candycapped

When one eats so much candy that they become retarded.
Amy and Aaron had such a successful trick or treat they became candycapped enjoying the fruits of their labor. It was the best day ever - they finally had an excuse for being retarded.
Candycapped by Joejohn Johnston October 11, 2017
Related Words

candywrappers 

noun: a term utilized to describe a woman's lower undergarments.
Hey! baby, whip off your candywrappers so that I can eat your goodies.
candywrappers by the cossman January 1, 2012

candycapped

Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.
Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.
candycapped by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026