Candycapped

When one eats so much candy that they become retarded.

Amy and Aaron had such a successful trick or treat they became candycapped enjoying the fruits of their labor. It was the best day ever - they finally had an excuse for being retarded.

Candycapped by Joejohn Johnston October 11, 2017

candycapped

Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.

Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.

candycapped by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006

Andycapped 

The state of having Andrew in your group for a project. You are at a disadvantage before you are even given the assignment. Often charactarized by getting little to nothing done, and long, drawn-out periods of laughing at Andrew's expense.

Teacher: Alright class, today we will be starting a project, due at the end of the month.
Guy 1: Nose goes!
(Guy 2 and 3 put their fingers on their nose before guy 4.)
Guy 4: Son of a bitch! Andycapped again!

Andycapped by T. Juda December 22, 2008

candynapper

A mothafucka that steals your candy!

I ran from the candynapper before

candynapper by Candy lover 1234 January 8, 2021

Randycapped 

Adjective. Being a retarded asshole.

That guy is completely randycapped.

Randycapped by DTown brown March 11, 2018

candihapped 

The dyslexic form of "Handicapped"

ymA, why are you so candihapped.

candihapped by Greg Van December 10, 2006

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia 

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia, is the rare instance in time when Spots, declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna

An example of Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia is when she declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia by Braves21Slash December 10, 2008