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Candycapped

When one eats so much candy that they become retarded.
Amy and Aaron had such a successful trick or treat they became candycapped enjoying the fruits of their labor. It was the best day ever - they finally had an excuse for being retarded.
by Joejohn Johnston October 11, 2017
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candycapped

Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.
Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.
by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006
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Andycapped

The state of having Andrew in your group for a project. You are at a disadvantage before you are even given the assignment. Often charactarized by getting little to nothing done, and long, drawn-out periods of laughing at Andrew's expense.
Teacher: Alright class, today we will be starting a project, due at the end of the month.
Guy 1: Nose goes!
(Guy 2 and 3 put their fingers on their nose before guy 4.)
Guy 4: Son of a bitch! Andycapped again!
by T. Juda December 22, 2008
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candynapper

A mothafucka that steals your candy!
I ran from the candynapper before
by Candy lover 1234 January 8, 2021
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Randycapped

That guy is completely randycapped.
by DTown brown March 11, 2018
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candihapped

ymA, why are you so candihapped.
by Greg Van December 10, 2006
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Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia, is the rare instance in time when Spots, declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna
An example of Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia is when she declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna
by Braves21Slash December 10, 2008
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