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candy pie 

When a girls pussy got some stanky smell.
"You cookin tacos?"
"No?"
"DAYUMM GIRL, yo candy pie STANK."
candy pie by justinsnyder. March 5, 2009
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Fluff piece of Cotton Candy

It is a term used to describe a particularly attractive looking person (usually, male) whom you find "fetching" or would like to pursue a romantic relationship with. In other words, a romantic interest who is the equivalent of "oh my God! What is that magnificent creature". The use of the term is relative to its user.
1. Yo homeboy you been feeling that little shit in yo tummy when you been lookin' at that fluff piece of cotton candy?
2. Dayum! Did you see that fluff piece of cotton candy?

Dirty Piece of Candy 

When your significant other is drunk and wants to talk shit to you but can't come up with anything so he calls you a Dirty Piece of Candy
You know what you are ... You a dirty piece of candy!!

Piece of Candy 

A member of the opposite sex that is deemed highly attractive, almost to the point of edibility.
Do you see Kelly over there? She's totally a piece of candy.
Piece of Candy by natmckn November 9, 2012

piece of candy 

the point in a day or life that gives someone an extremely quick boost of happiness.

taken from the James Woods experience on Family Guy
Finding 5 bucks on the ground made Ferby scream, "OH, piece of candy!"
piece of candy by DerangedShadow December 18, 2007

piece candy 

A current definition of a small amount of a sugary substance located in my hand or a desk. Sometimes located in my gooch or in your taint.
OoooHhh piece candy!!!

G: Would you like a piece candy?
M: YES PLEASE!!!!
G: It was in my gooch.
M: Fuck NO!!
piece candy by Matt and German February 4, 2008

Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy 

A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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