Don_Mayhem's definitions
1. a person that throws down some serious Rad Harmony; an Epic Rad Mother Fucker; One that will never let his light saber be trapped in one woman's purse;
2. a man that can successfully figure in boob size + ass firmness, divided by brain cells, multiplied by how Bang-able is her Mom is, within 10 seconds of meeting a woman;
2. a man that can successfully figure in boob size + ass firmness, divided by brain cells, multiplied by how Bang-able is her Mom is, within 10 seconds of meeting a woman;
"Brandon is a Rad Jedi"
"Dude I shredded those Usta-Groovers like a Rad Jedi."
"This piece of He-Candy is a Rad Jedi!"
"Dude I shredded those Usta-Groovers like a Rad Jedi."
"This piece of He-Candy is a Rad Jedi!"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
Get the Rad Jedi mug.Your Favorite Female Buddy; an Amazing Female Friend; Your She-Partner in Crime; Your Wing Woman:
1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.
2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.
3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!
1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.
2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.
3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!
"You show up home to find 2 Women in your Bed, all you can think is my buddy Bro-dette must have left me some gifts."
"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"
"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."
"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."
"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."
"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"
"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."
"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."
"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Bro-dette mug.A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Guarding 24-7 mug.a Buddy that is being a Jerk Face; a group of pals that question your Rad; A phrase used to address your friends that are currently being Lame; Someone that knows about Rad Harmony but chooses to be Lame and Hate on a Fellow Def-Radder;
"You Mother Effin Semi-Sorta Groover, you need to get away from me! You are ruining my Gnarly Rad Harmony!"
"Let the Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover's Hate, I am gonna kick back and Celebrate!"
"Let the Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover's Hate, I am gonna kick back and Celebrate!"
by Don_Mayhem January 27, 2010
Get the Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover mug.Someone that lost their Gnarly. They might at one point in their Life been Groovy, but now they pretty much just keep it Lame! Also they are contagious, Hanging Out with them SUCKS!"
Usta-Groover - "Hey Man why you having Fun?"
Rad Person - "Dude, we are at a Strip Club?"
Usta-Groover - "I can't remember how to Gnarly! Beer makes me Sick! And my Wife says I shouldn't be here!"
Rad Person - "I am sorry I couldn't here you I was looking at Boobies!"
Rad Person - "Dude, we are at a Strip Club?"
Usta-Groover - "I can't remember how to Gnarly! Beer makes me Sick! And my Wife says I shouldn't be here!"
Rad Person - "I am sorry I couldn't here you I was looking at Boobies!"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Usta-Groover mug.Noun, Slang Highly appealing or interesting; attractive; Sexy Single Straight Male from Salt Lake City, Utah:
1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
"That guy over there is Such a Slutty Martinez!"
Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"
"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"
"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Slutty Martinez mug.1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.
2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.
2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.
"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"
"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"
"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."
"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"
"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."
by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010
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