1. A Man that doesn't care about Sexing Ugly Women; a Lonely Guy; a Desperate Guy:
2. The belief that procreating with Ugly's is better due to fact that Ugly Women have less Sex.
2. The belief that procreating with Ugly's is better due to fact that Ugly Women have less Sex.
"Tim sure likes picking up Ugly Women, he is a NuglyFucker"
Jeff goes out with the boys one night and has a too much to drink. After great dreams of sexing a beautiful woman he wakes up next to an Ugly Woman and realizes he is a NuglyFucker.
Jeff goes out with the boys one night and has a too much to drink. After great dreams of sexing a beautiful woman he wakes up next to an Ugly Woman and realizes he is a NuglyFucker.
by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010
In Likeness is a blissful mind set of companionship without having to be with someone; that state of relaxation you feel after sex with a Random Person; Feeling Horny; the go to word in a Male whores vocabulary
"Oh, Man I am In Likeness with a Stripper again."
Hottie says "I think I am in Love with you"
Slutty Martinez says "That is Nice, but why ruin our In Likeness?"
Hottie says "I think I am in Love with you"
Slutty Martinez says "That is Nice, but why ruin our In Likeness?"
by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010
the Prophet of the Rad Harmony Faith; a Def-Radder that has had a Serious Injury due to a Drinking accident; a person that is Ultimately and Definitely Rad; the Raddest person that walks the planet; the Lame-Slayer of Slutty Utah;
"Boo became Ultimo-Def-Rad when he decided to Light a Shot that was in his Mouth on Fire. Causing him to Cough Fire all over him Self"
"The Slutty Martinez Brothers were considered Ultimo-Def-Rad after a Night of drinking resulted in a Broken Leg, and a Man-kini Fire Dance gone wrong."
"The Slutty Martinez Brothers were considered Ultimo-Def-Rad after a Night of drinking resulted in a Broken Leg, and a Man-kini Fire Dance gone wrong."
by Don_Mayhem January 27, 2010
Rad Harmony is a Blissful Mind Set that you can Control! It's about destroying the Never-Groovy, and letting your Gnarly Shine! It is the essence of everything Epic!
1. Rad Harmony is a Mood.
2. Relaxation feels like Rad Harmony.
3. Calmness is an Effect of Rad Harmony.
4. Peace is Rad Harmony.
1. Rad Harmony is a Mood.
2. Relaxation feels like Rad Harmony.
3. Calmness is an Effect of Rad Harmony.
4. Peace is Rad Harmony.
Listen here Usta-Groover, your lame cannot effect my Rad Harmony!
There is no way anyone can FUCK Up my Rad Harmony!
When becoming One with the Rad Harmony! Never forget that your Gnarly is Showing, and it is Quite Contagious! If you see any Usta-Groover, Never-Cooler, Sorta-Lamer, or any Non-Rightious Moments Cough on them. And Revive their Jive. I have said it before and I will say it again, Never let your Gnarly Fade!
-this Definition was brought to you by Ryan Martinez for President!
There is no way anyone can FUCK Up my Rad Harmony!
When becoming One with the Rad Harmony! Never forget that your Gnarly is Showing, and it is Quite Contagious! If you see any Usta-Groover, Never-Cooler, Sorta-Lamer, or any Non-Rightious Moments Cough on them. And Revive their Jive. I have said it before and I will say it again, Never let your Gnarly Fade!
-this Definition was brought to you by Ryan Martinez for President!
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Noun, Slang Highly appealing or interesting; attractive; Sexy Single Straight Male from Salt Lake City, Utah:
1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
"That guy over there is Such a Slutty Martinez!"
Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"
"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"
"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010