Don_Mayhem's definitions

She-Devil

A Sexy Female that tricks guys into In Likeness, with aggressive yet openly welcomed Sexual Attempts; An attractive Other-Gender that will Chew you up and Spit you out;

I am in Fear, this She-Devil is going to destroy my Rad Harmony. Leaving me vulnerable to words such as Love, In Like, or even worse "Can you help me with the Dishes?"

"That She-Devil sure knows how to work a Pole!"

by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010

Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy

A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);

"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover

a Buddy that is being a Jerk Face; a group of pals that question your Rad; A phrase used to address your friends that are currently being Lame; Someone that knows about Rad Harmony but chooses to be Lame and Hate on a Fellow Def-Radder;

"You Mother Effin Semi-Sorta Groover, you need to get away from me! You are ruining my Gnarly Rad Harmony!"

"Let the Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover's Hate, I am gonna kick back and Celebrate!"

by Don_Mayhem January 27, 2010

Devious Drunkster

1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.

2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.

"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"

"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"

"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."

by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010

Bro-dette

Your Favorite Female Buddy; an Amazing Female Friend; Your She-Partner in Crime; Your Wing Woman:

1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.

2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.

3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!

"You show up home to find 2 Women in your Bed, all you can think is my buddy Bro-dette must have left me some gifts."

"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"

"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."

"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."

"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."

by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010

Guarding 24-7

A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.

"Oh man, that chick is Guarding 24-7"

"That guy is busy Guarding 24-7"

by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010

Slutty Martinez

Noun, Slang Highly appealing or interesting; attractive; Sexy Single Straight Male from Salt Lake City, Utah:

1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.

"That guy over there is Such a Slutty Martinez!"

Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"

"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"

by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010