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Devious Drunkster

1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.

2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.
"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"

"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"

"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."
by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010
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Bro-dette

Your Favorite Female Buddy; an Amazing Female Friend; Your She-Partner in Crime; Your Wing Woman:

1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.

2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.

3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!
"You show up home to find 2 Women in your Bed, all you can think is my buddy Bro-dette must have left me some gifts."

"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"

"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."

"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."

"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
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CantGroover

1.Someone that you should not Groove with; that one person you know you shouldn't be talking to;

2. Someone that try's to be Rad but fails every Time; Anyone that starts a sentence with "My W.O.W. character is a ...";
Phone Rings and the Caller ID says CantGroover. You push ignore because that Chick is going to get you into trouble!

"I bet that CantGroover is Horny"
by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010
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Guarding 24-7

A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
"Oh man, that chick is Guarding 24-7"

"That guy is busy Guarding 24-7"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
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Usta-Groover

Someone that lost their Gnarly. They might at one point in their Life been Groovy, but now they pretty much just keep it Lame! Also they are contagious, Hanging Out with them SUCKS!"
Usta-Groover - "Hey Man why you having Fun?"

Rad Person - "Dude, we are at a Strip Club?"

Usta-Groover - "I can't remember how to Gnarly! Beer makes me Sick! And my Wife says I shouldn't be here!"

Rad Person - "I am sorry I couldn't here you I was looking at Boobies!"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
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Rad Jedi

1. a person that throws down some serious Rad Harmony; an Epic Rad Mother Fucker; One that will never let his light saber be trapped in one woman's purse;

2. a man that can successfully figure in boob size + ass firmness, divided by brain cells, multiplied by how Bang-able is her Mom is, within 10 seconds of meeting a woman;
"Brandon is a Rad Jedi"

"Dude I shredded those Usta-Groovers like a Rad Jedi."

"This piece of He-Candy is a Rad Jedi!"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
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She-Devil

A Sexy Female that tricks guys into In Likeness, with aggressive yet openly welcomed Sexual Attempts; An attractive Other-Gender that will Chew you up and Spit you out;
I am in Fear, this She-Devil is going to destroy my Rad Harmony. Leaving me vulnerable to words such as Love, In Like, or even worse "Can you help me with the Dishes?"

"That She-Devil sure knows how to work a Pole!"
by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010
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