cancer hat

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item of headware so plain and uncool that the only reason for wearing it is to cover chemo ravaged hair

Man 1: you like this new hat i got?
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat

cancer hat by super rogers September 8, 2008

Words you can keep

cancer hat

used to describe the type of hair cut that many guys seem to want these days to make themselves look like they are doing chemotherapy

a customer walks into a barber shop and asks for it cancer hat style close to the scalp with extra chemo the barber looks confused the customer says you know like Voldemort the barber says oh okay bald it is

cancer hat by superiorbreed August 11, 2018

cancervative

Any member of the Republican't party of just say no to yes.

"Cancervative wisdom prevented President Obama from having any success during his first year in office."

cancervative by theocamb February 5, 2010

Cancervative

A group of people so stuck in their ways that they continually destroy themselves internally

Republicans/Conservatives are examples of cancervatives

Cancervative by Youlosehaha October 15, 2011

cancerator

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.

"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."

cancerator by PenguinPants April 3, 2008

cancerator

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.

"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."

cancerator by PenguinPants March 31, 2008

cancercation

You walk into a random home and give kids cancer, or the act of killing kids with cancer, not killing the cancer, killing the kids.

hey I'm Mr beast and today we are going to teach my dog how to give cancercation to kids. like and follow

cancercation by fella cancer September 30, 2025

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026