cananada 

A term used to annoy your girlfriend or significant other when used repeatedly...

So your going to Cananada today?
NO!, I'm going to Canada.
Cool, Take some pictures of Cananada for me.
Canada!
Cananada!
Canada
"Time passes"
..
...
Cananada
AAAAHHHHH, I give up!

cananada by Batfasturd August 26, 2007

Cananada 

refers to the nation of Canada and conveys disrespect or disinterest or simply ignorance

dooo do do dodoo CANANADA!

Cananada by Hades January 3, 2003

Cananada Dry 

A codename for weed/Marijuana/Cannabis.

One day, two high friends were at one of their houses. One of them saw a bottle of Canada Dry, and attempted to say it. The friend, being quite high, mis-pronounced it, saying "Cananada Dry", and thats how the term Cananada Dry came around.

Bob: Hey man you wanna drink some Cananada Dry?

Joe: Get high man? Heck yes!

Cananada Dry by DryMaster December 2, 2010

Captain Cananada 

No, his name is not Captain Canada. Captain Cananada is a huge superhero who loves to save the day at any moment!

Captain Cananada is going to save us from The Face!

Captain Cananada by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023

Canandaigua 

A boring,beleagured and depressing retreat for old, rich folks in Central New York that is definitely not a "Panama City".....a place that the merchants are so paranoid that most of them will refuse out of state licenses for beer purchases for younger customers!

I walk into the store visiting Canandaigua with my out of state DL to buy a six pack....

"We don't accept out of state ID's"

Canandaigua by Turbofan May 2, 2005

Canandaigua 

A rich elitist snob, named after a small snobby city in west central New York State

Damn, she is so Canandaigua since she won't talk to me

Canandaigua by Piranha October 29, 2004

Canandaigua 

1) A Squalid Hell Hole in upstate New York
2) A real life Dickens tragedy
3) A place that is unique in that it is stuck in a 50's mindset with and mid 80's drug problem
4) A soul sucking trap few ever escape from
5) The place where Susan B Anthony was tried for voting
6) A town full of crazy homeless vietnam vets....including one who washes his ass in public drinking fountains and another that beleives it is possible to telepathically communicate with Captain Kirk by chewing on tinfoil (NO JOKE)
7) A town that employs all the assholes kicked off of the NYPD because they don't want to pay for training
A town with NO middle class....RICH OR POOR that's it
8) The place where Wild Irish Rose is made.
9) A good place to fuck with French Canadian tourists

French Canadian Tourist: Esquizes Mois Se vos plais....can you tell me how to get to (ANY DESTINATION)

Native Canandaiguan: Yeah, easy....se that light, go there take a left, when you get to Freshour rd, take another left and then just keep going. Can't miss it. When you think your lost...it's right there, seriously!

French Canadian Tourist: Merci!

Native Canadaiguan: Bocu....you fucking wine slurping frog!

Canandaigua by Thropy March 9, 2009