can-to-can't 

A cotton picking term meaning: You pick cotton from when you "can" see...until when you "can't" see.

When I lived in Mississippi I picked cotton for a while. It is hard work! You pick from can-to-can't...from sun up to sun down.

can-to-can't by talk2me-JCH2 September 16, 2022

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell 

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Valve can't count to three 

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1

John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.

Valve can't count to three by CarTroll September 28, 2011

can't listen to my dick anymore 

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

can't listen to my dick anymore by Tedro357 April 13, 2009

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch! 

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.

*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch! by ArtySims February 22, 2009

Can't want to

A whiny childish way of expressing that one doesn't want to do something.

"I can't want to go to work." "I can't want to get out of bed." "I can't want to pay this bill." "I can't want to go to class today."

Can't want to by SamanthaEm March 9, 2009

You can’t dance to Beethoven 

Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.

Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.

You can’t dance to Beethoven by Jaebay December 19, 2018