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can i get a ride 

a question asked to kids of all ages of middle school by a little turn-eater with road kill on his head named jastin
when your parents pick up this little moucher he askes for a ride fto burbank so he doesnt have to use his bus tokens
can i get a ride by Korn911 April 19, 2005

Can i get a ride 

Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head
if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank
Can i get a ride by Korn911 April 19, 2005

I can't ride on that love 

What you say when someone makes a promise to you which is unlikely to be fulfilled. Another way to say "talk is cheap".
Boss: I would love to give you the promotion.
Hapless: Yeah? Well give it then, because I can't ride on that love.

Jane: If you buy me a drink, maybe we could spend the night making passionate love.
Tarzan: Well, I can't ride on that love, so I am going to hook up with Cheetah for a sure night of animal action.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026