can'taloupe 

When your cantaloupe starts feeling just a little bit under the weather. Upbeat music, inspirational quotes, and good vibes are highly recommended.
"You can do it! We believe in you!"

I recommended my can'taloupe to a good therapist and told him I'd always be there for him.

can'taloupe by A can'talope's real good pal. March 21, 2023

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

cuntaloupe 

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

cuntaloupe by andy1 June 11, 2005

Cantaloupic 

The word cantaloupic is used to describe somebody who likes cantaloupes a whole lot. A cantaloupic is like a chocoholic, but doesn't like chocolate, instead cantaloupes. A cantaloupic may also have a certain personality, they may be always open and 'fresh' in situations. Tasting rather juicy, cantaloupics are fun to be around, and may eat cantaloupes a whole lot!

My friend Joanna is a real cantaloupic!

Cantaloupic by Cantaloupes4Ever June 15, 2017

cantaloupe weenie 

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

cantaloupe weenie by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

cantaloupical 

Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.

Oh, have you met Johnny? He's really cantaloupical!

cantaloupical by Cantaloupes4Ever May 31, 2017

Cantalope 

The melon of the future

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future

Cantalope by Josie lynn July 25, 2011