campus camps

Summer camp located on Long Island where the water slide is covered in mud and the fucking lunch costs more than $10 dollars, even though it’s the worst food I’ve ever had. There is a cringey theme song for it and a lot of the kids are wearing fortnite and Minecraft shirts. Also most of the kid are in elementary school and don’t know how to play sports. The best thing about the camp is travel camp where you pay a lot extra to send your kid to another fun place. The group for travel is small so you ride the Tard Cart aka the mini bus. Wanna go on your phone? WELL TOO BAD CUZ YOU CANT IN THIS PLACE

Yo I’m going to campus camps

Really? I heard you have to sing some stupid theme song

by FlurpMan August 8, 2018

Capital Camps

A Jewish camp in Waynesboro Pennsylvania known for rich Jewish kids who spend their days at camp ignoring Jewish practices, and hooking up.

Boy 1- "Ayyyy brOoooO! Me and this girl hooked up behind Yotvata last night!"
Boy 2- "AYyy that shit fire brooooo!"
Boy 1- "I know right!!! The village leader didn't even catch us!"
Boy 2- "Yoooo thats sick bro! Tell me more at b'yachad!"

Boy 1- " I love capital camps!"

by handcheck March 31, 2019

trumpcentration camps

Facilities across the United States used to incarcerate Hispanic minority families for not being white and/or not being able to speak English fluently.

President Donald Trump has ordered that all Hispanic families be put into Trumpcentration camps (aka "modern day concentrstion camps") where Hispanics will enjoy being separated from their family members and be placed behind bars for undisclosed amounts of time and be served peanut butter burritos.

by Paco4u June 22, 2018

cape cod sea camps

home

I'm homesick, I miss cape cod sea camps

by eoialjkd August 25, 2009

terrorist training camps

A remotely located facility where masked men of unknown ethnicity are trained to use monkey bars and jump around a lot with guns while someone record a grainy videotape.

"They are mastering the monkey bars in remote terrorist training camps."

by Berka Berka August 9, 2006

terrorist training camps

An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read.

6576 Al-Qaida Terrorist training camps were destroyed today, only 3746436356356363763876 and a half left, plus the 13000 that will be up by tommorow.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

yaoi camps

A hostile camp in which hostages are forced to be led in the way of the yaoi, and all that is gay. Yaoi camps can be found in remote areas surrounded by thick forrestry and gay.

Bobby: "What ever happened to our friend Russian?"
Possum: "Yaoi Camps."

by hareaoigj January 2, 2008