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camera phoney 

What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.
D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.
camera phoney by D-Mac April 22, 2004
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camera phone

A criminal obsession of the truly retarded.

Something people with jobs that matter don't have, because in occupations/industries where it really counts, cameras are security risks.
Every other clueless wannabe has one though.
Michael complained about the pictures on his camera phone, when they turned out to be way below yearbook quality.
"I thought I was getting an SLR!" he lamented.
camera phone by Sense December 10, 2004

camera phone

A process in which these to items end up being glued together which there creates a camera phone. Under going the process does not gurantee that both of the items will continue working but in the rare case it will.
Sarah: Man i hate having to bulky items in my purse.
Julie: Just make a camera phone.
camera phone by veronica unleashed October 18, 2008

CameraPhoneographer 

Artist who uses cellular telephone devices to capture moments in time.
Now that Matt has a Chocolate, he has become a semi pro. cameraPhoneographer.

cameraphone toast 

The act of raising your cameraphone in order to take a snap of an object or person of interest/admiration.
This geezer rocks up outside the pub in a bloddy Bugatti Veyron. Nice. Within seconds the guy's completely surrounded by folk giving it a cameraphone toast.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026