cameleon cock

A cock that changes color to blend in with its enviorment

I think johns gay
How come?
Because when I stand near him my cock turns shit colored
Do u have a cameleon cock?
Yes
Me too

cameleon cock by cumdragon April 8, 2015

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Cock Chameleon

A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .

Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.

Cock Chameleon by will bitten December 19, 2016

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Cock chameleon

When a person acts or pretends to act like the guy he or she is trying to get with so he or she seems like they have a lot in common with the other person. Like a camouflage defense he or she blends in to surrounding cock.

Girl:I love country. I am a country girl. I love driving Chevys its my favorite truck!

Meets a guy who likes rap and foreign cars.

Girl: Rap music is my shit. I don't listen to anything else. Vw Jetta is my favorite car they are so tiny and cute.

Guy: That girl is a straight cock chameleon.

Cock chameleon by T and batman June 11, 2013

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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