Definitions by cumdragon

fart gel

A gel you spread inside your buttcheeks to make your farts loud

Wow that was a loud fart are u using fart gel
Yes i am
Can i have some
No its my fart gel for my ass only
Can i just borrow some of the gel you already used
U meanthe gl currently in my ass
Yes

Ok fine

fart gel by cumdragon April 9, 2015

cumtuary 

Where cum goes when its dead

I have a sock that is a cumtuary

cumtuary by cumdragon April 9, 2015

cum tan 

Word for a very pale person

That irish girl has a nice cum tan

cum tan by cumdragon April 9, 2015

cameleon cock 

A cock that changes color to blend in with its enviorment

I think johns gay
How come?
Because when I stand near him my cock turns shit colored
Do u have a cameleon cock?
Yes
Me too

cameleon cock by cumdragon April 8, 2015

pussyjuicer 

A mechanical device used to extrace a womans vaginal fluid while shes sleeping

Nothing like warm pussy juice in the morning

Where did u get that
O i thought u were sleeping

Whats that a blender
No its a pussyjuicer, i suck out your pussy juice while your sleeping then drink it
Oo honey ifu wanted to drink my pussy juice u should have just asked
Really
No i want a divorce

pussyjuicer by cumdragon April 8, 2015

cum cancer 

testicular cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer

cum cancer by cumdragon April 8, 2015

maxicum 

When you cum all the cum from your nuts and are left with just a ball bag with no balls until your body regenerates more cum

Im gona kick you in the balls
Go ahead i just maxicumed

maxicum by cumdragon April 8, 2015