maxicum

When you cum all the cum from your nuts and are left with just a ball bag with no balls until your body regenerates more cum

Im gona kick you in the balls
Go ahead i just maxicumed

by cumdragon April 08, 2015

cum tan

Word for a very pale person

That irish girl has a nice cum tan

by cumdragon April 09, 2015

cum cancer

testicular cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer

by cumdragon April 08, 2015

cameleon cock

A cock that changes color to blend in with its enviorment

I think johns gay
How come?
Because when I stand near him my cock turns shit colored
Do u have a cameleon cock?
Yes
Me too

by cumdragon April 08, 2015

cumtuary

Where cum goes when its dead

I have a sock that is a cumtuary

by cumdragon April 09, 2015

fart gel

A gel you spread inside your buttcheeks to make your farts loud

Wow that was a loud fart are u using fart gel
Yes i am
Can i have some
No its my fart gel for my ass only
Can i just borrow some of the gel you already used
U meanthe gl currently in my ass
Yes

Ok fine

by cumdragon April 09, 2015

rudolph cock

Your cock after u have sexual intercourse with a girl who is menstrating

Merry xmas to me i have rudolph cock

by cumdragon March 29, 2015