camel hand 

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"

camel hand by pinnigan December 31, 2011

Camelando 

An overrated Portuguese fraud who drinks camel piss in the deserts of saudi and only scores penalties to stay relevant....he ghosts in big games and even his ex vardrid teammates like don't rate him..This finished camel also known as camelando only scores against D grade clubs like al halal,al titty so that his braincell fans also known as pendulians can compare him to the goat called messi..He really likes to do 500 useless stepovers in every game and get carried by his teammates and fights with referee for penalties....He is very famous for winning the Bench d'ors , dive d'ors , If d'ors , cry d'ors and influence d'ors ..His hobby is to score penalties against part time constructors who really play as keeper in saudi pro league

Messi has landed on Saudi Arabai to play friendlies ,u know what that means
Camelando is no longer the greatest player to play in saudi Arabia

Camelando by Penaldo Cry7 August 9, 2023