camcust 

AKA Comcast

AKA Really Shitty Internet

AKA Waste of Money

AKA Horrible Service

AKA Peice of No Good Rotten Shit

AKA Stupid Lazy Ass Employees

AKA Sucks

Camcust runs at the speed of dial up at times... It blows my left nut two times in a row...

camcust by Major Witteman July 31, 2008

Camustianavaig

Camustianavaig is a village situated on the Isle of Skye and is often refered to as 'God's chosen land'. The sun is always shining on Camustianavaig and people leave changed. The inhabitants are one of a kind and the envy of the land.

Camustianavaig is God's chosen land.

Camustianavaig by bbbrrrrraaaaaaaap May 3, 2011

Calcustum 

A type of STD usually contracted through oral sex. It can be very contagious and can have very severe effects such as malnourishment and even a dry sore tongue

The man had gotten a Calcustum overnight

Calcustum by The_Vindaloo_Gamer February 17, 2022

Camoustank

Noun. The foul, lingering base layer of odor in a public restroom that dulls your embarrassment by overpowering any new contribution you make. Like olfactory camouflage, it masks your own stank beneath a pungent communal baseline.

“I was worried about dropping a bomb at work, but the camoustank in that stall had already done the heavy lifting.” “The camoustank hit me before I even shut the door. I knew then that nothing I added would matter.” “Bro, that truck stop bathroom had camoustank so thick it felt like a defense mechanism.”

Camoustank by Alien Adenoid June 28, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019