The act of spinning a story with so many plot holes and twists that the localCameron is bamboozled
The story of the old woman at the door who said the in order save the girl the hunter must slay the dragon but the dragon was already dead and the woman was actually a tree had camboozled the young man.
A specific class of cam whore who posts myspace/facebook pictures of themselves showing everything from the chest up in a deceptive attempt at making themselves look trimmer than they really are. Commonly practiced amongst large women with substantial breasts, & often pretty faces whos goals are to scamboozle a hot guy into meeting up with them most likely at a fine dineing facility to black widdow the males bank account with their thunder gunt appetites.
Protagonist: "Check out this hot girl that friended me the other day. She wants to meet up."
Friend: "I dont see any body shots of her?"
Protagonist: "Good point man, I better call in a gunt check, otherwise i'll be footing a bill at the steak house for a camboozler."
Used to describe a loud black person. Best used when they're celebrating a big win.
Did you see that LSU girl dancing in the locker room during the pregame hype for the LSU/Iowa women's basketball championship? She was acting like a straight up jamboolee.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.