calvining 

The act of becoming clueless about basic knowledge just to be annoying

Dude that guy is so annoying. He needs to stop calvining

calvining by tpingt January 4, 2008

Calvining 

The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all

"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"

Calvining by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020

Calvining 

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

Calvining by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

Clavining 

Appearing to work long hours while actually wasting incredible amounts of time and effort on nonsense

Rather than being diligent in his work, Quentin was caught clavining as he browsed golf swing tips during work hours.

Clavining by SCCDoge April 14, 2021

Calvinist 

Someone that partakes in mischievous behavior like the character, Calvin from 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘴.

Susie’s firstborn is acting like such a Calvinist!

Calvinist by Mr. Dick Shinary March 19, 2022

caining session

A term used for drinking copious or excessive amounts of alcohol. Phrase orginated in the south of Sussex.

We went down the battle cruiser and had a right good caining session, so much so my loaf was splitting all day long

caining session by T_B May 9, 2006

canining

A gender agnostic version of bitching

"Man, you should stop canining".

canining by Ak_2006 February 14, 2006