calvin wing

Hmm where to begin....
1.Wanna-be, poser, thinks he's hot. fuck-upI would call him gay but that's an insult to homosexuals.
2.OMG how can you be so stupid?!I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TO YOUR FAT ASS WHAT SO EVER IF YOU WANT SOME THAT BAD JUST FUCK YOURSELF CUZ NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO!!!!!YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, THEY ALL LAUGH AT YOU!!!!
3.Someone who thinks he's really hot and really popular when he really isn't.

1.Himself
2."You like m again don't you?!"
Me: "HELL NO!!You fucking fag!!"
3.Person 0:"OMG calvin is SOOO hot!!!"
Person 1:"Seriously?You think so?Ew!"
Person 2:*laughs hysterically*
Person 3:"He's like, really mean to everyone.Don't go there, I did."
Person 4:*throws up*
Person 5:*slaps person 0*"What are you on?!"

calvin wing by i'mpunkfuckyou February 21, 2005

calvining

The act of becoming clueless about basic knowledge just to be annoying

Dude that guy is so annoying. He needs to stop calvining

calvining by tpingt January 4, 2008

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Calvining

The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all

"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"

Calvining by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020

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Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

Calvining by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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