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A thin layer of pre-cum layering your underwear.

Jesus was disappointed when Calum Calumed in his pants.

Calumed by precoom February 23, 2021

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Calumet Shitty

A name by locals for Calumet City, Illinois

Let's go ova to Nigger Oaks in Calumet Shitty.

Calumet Shitty by John of Hammond October 4, 2006

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calumet city

A south suburb of Chicago where you can get drunk anytime of day.

Damn, I got drunk in Calumet City this morning!

calumet city by Vanjovi August 3, 2006

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Callumed

To pull a callum is to be extremely stubborn, annoying and correct someone in the most disrespectful way.

Tom said "Exeter is famous for having good underground" "Nah that's London, hah you just got Callumed!" said Callum as the disrespectful cunt he is

Callumed by Urnan69FEFExdlollmao May 14, 2019

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Calumet

another name for peace pipe,

City south of Chicago

Calumet Park
Calumet City, Illinois

Hon, have you seen my peace pipe?

I think your boss took it.

Saints, tells boss to give her back her peace pipe.

Calumet by Saints September 22, 2003

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Calumet City

a south suburb of Chicago were there are drugs, gangs, crimes, robberies, drinking, fights, and prostitution

come on lets go get wasted in Calumet City

Calumet City by WHlPccc August 6, 2009

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calumet park

a boring shitty suburb two seconds outside chicago. it's basically black middle class, most people are cool but then there are some who are so ghetto fab it makes me gag. they have kickass fast food. there's a ton of hotels so everyone has sex. also known as cal park.

you can be standing on a calumet park street and cross the street and be in chicago.

calumet park by nivaeh January 9, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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