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Rachel Callow 

A stupid whore that used to be alright, but now no one likes her because she doesn't know how to shower and one time she threw her period-stained knickers at the back of her wardrobe thinking no one would ever find it, and then got embarassed when confronted about it and blamed it on other people.

In other words, a complete douchefag
No one likes Rachel Callow, she smells of day old fish and her white knickers are now pink.

I hope she gets given a pink sock by Josh Evans

brooke callow 

A girl who Will lick your ass hole for Crack she will suck u and fuck u for a point she turn will tip u off and fuck u over
tub Slut Brooke Callow suck my cock and licked my ass for Rock
brooke callow by RiddlerRC August 24, 2016

Tatum Callow 

Omg she is so beautiful

She is Tatum callow
Tatum Callow by Stupidlol101 June 11, 2022

Cab Calloway 

The inventor of swag
"Hi de hi de hi de hi"

-Cab Calloway
Cab Calloway by Whistle&flute October 13, 2013

callwalk 

The walk around the block one often attends when speaking on the phone, to avoid having the family hearing the entire half conversation, or awkward bits of it.
When her boyfriend called she had to callwalk even though it was raining outside.

In order to tell Ross how his weekend went, Frank had to do the callwalk, so his rents wouldn't hear about the gang bang.
callwalk by fa la felicidad September 8, 2014

beat callous 

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.
"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."
beat callous by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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