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A klutzy idiot who does nothing but fail at soccer and airball threes. He's a guy with no life and will never get a girl to like him. Either than his girlfriend Elizabeth who's just desperate.
Your a CALEB O
caleb o by Ryan Oldenburg March 7, 2017
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Caleb ola 

Caleb ola is what you call an illegal immigrant from Africa that usually gets interrogated at customs when travelling. He is a funny guy but will just start roasting people for no apparent reason.
“Don’t travel with a Caleb ola or you’ll be stuck at customs for more than a day waiting for him”
Caleb ola by kiki.L May 15, 2019

caleb orsenigo 

the most chemically orghashmic guy ever likeeee total zaddy with a shiesty! these guys are always playing minecraft, only real daddies play minecraft
i need a (caleb orsenigo) in my life
caleb orsenigo by crybabyfrfrfr March 16, 2023

Cult of Caleb 

The Cult of Caleb is a Cult that houses many people. You can easily join the Cult of Caleb, but you may end up being a Sacrifice.
Oh Boy! I sure hope I live another day without the Cult of Caleb killing me!
Cult of Caleb by CalebChan October 13, 2020

serious celeb obsession (SCO) 

Someone who is completely obsessed with a certain celebrity and..

1. tries to look like them, dress like them or act like them
2. thinks everything in common with them is fate
3. non stop connects everything with them
4. screams when they hear their name, see them or hear them
5. thinks that when they are watching a vid of them, the celeb is connecting with them in some way. i.e smiling and looking into the camera.
6. stalks them
7. imagines the celeb is with them or watching them
8. thinks they are the celeb reincarnated or they are the celeb
9. gets jelous when other people say they like the celeb or if the celeb is with a girlfreind/boyfriend
10. It gets extremely serious when the person suffering becomes so obsessed all their life surrounds is the celeb :|
serious celeb obsession (SCO)

johnny depp: my favourite colour is black..
SCO sufferer: Omg so is mine we are so alike, we would get along, we could be like soulmates...

SCO sufferer: stay away jew, i am hitler reincarnated

SCO sufferer: He just looked at me and winked!
Friend: no he looked into the camera for a second and blinked
SCO sufferer: you didnt see it cos he didnt want you to

Celeb-Obsessed 

Someone who is overly obsessed with a celebrity, who the majority of the time sucks, and the person is only is only obsessed with him/her because the celeb is hot/cute/sexy etc.
Celeb-Obsessed girl: Oh my god! I just got 37 new posters of Justin Bieber! Im going to hang them up right next to my Zac Effron posters! Oh wait! All that room next to Zac is taken up by my posters of Taylor Lautner!! Oh well, its ok! I can just put my Justin posters on the ceiling! Oh my god they are all so dreamy!!

a dose of the Caley's 

Wittering on incessantly about the Caledonian Railway, being superior, to all other pre-grouping railway companies of Great Britain
Oi Fred, see your doctor mate, you've got a dose of the Caley's!
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