Cakeman 

A legendary man with wild eyes and a cake on his head. Upon seeing him he will deny his presence and give away cake.

Person: Hey its cakeman!!!

Cakeman: CAKEMAN DOESNT EXIST! Here eat this cake.

Cakeman by Agent Mango November 7, 2005

cakeman 

cokeman

Gee what happened to you Cokeman, formally known as Cakeman.

cakeman by H0T @7T $H1T July 8, 2009

Cakeman 

A married man who strings along single girls with promises of a future relationship- ie. having one's cake and eating it too.

Not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can't stand to be alone.

Girl, you need to kick him to the curb. He is never going to leave his wife for you, he's just a cakeman.

Cakeman by Special K!! July 11, 2006

Cakeman 

A male who spends too much money on females. Comes from the work caking.

She wanted me to buy her that Gucci dress but I aint nobody's cakeman.

Cakeman by Tommy December 30, 2004

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton

If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!

Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021

Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton 

It's the same as Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton just spelt correct

Bill: Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton
Big man Tyrone: Rude!

Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

Go Caveman 

The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.

1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.

2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.

3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.

Go Caveman by TheFlashSimiValley April 5, 2016