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caketaker 

1. someone who takes cakes

2. someone who is instrumental in the removal of cakes
1. he is taking cakes, therefore he is a caketaker

2. oh shit stop that fucking caketaker he is removing my cakes
caketaker by adam h March 1, 2005

The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it
The Caretaker makes cool music.

caretaker 

a person who watches out for you when trying new and different drugs; usually thee experienced person or the person with less intrest in the drug; person who keeps you outta trouble
Bob- "Dude, I wanna shroom. Wanna be my caretaker?"

Jim- "Sure thing, man"
caretaker by mu$!c$c33n3qu33n March 28, 2009

CANTAKEROUS 

A grumpy, dry witted old man who values the material possessions acquired throughout their life.
Forrest Fenn, a cantakerous fellow, was bound and determined to take his treasure with him when he passed. So he found a way to do just that!!
CANTAKEROUS by fallingrock June 16, 2018

Cake Taker 

A person who deliberately causes the breakup in someone's relationship so they can have a go at the other person's partner. Usually they do it to a a close friend which makes them even worse.
I lost my girlfriend to my cake taker so called friend, Rob.
Cake Taker by Boyd M May 19, 2005

The Caretaker 

The fit man with a funny hand from scary movie 2.
"Hi, Im Hanson, Im the caretaker. And whats ure name sweetchild??"
The Caretaker by Sweetchild August 16, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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