A sassy, chubby teenage pig, who is a menace and doesn’t belong in this dimension. She normally has a brother ( commonly named gobolin cena ) who is the favourite child. She lacks in discipline and symphony. She enjoys the presence of nerdy boys and tries to avoid and hot guy possible. She is a terrible person to hang out with and if you meet a pigarella.... RUN!!!
Pigarella: I’m soo hot!!
Person( behind her back ): Eww she’s disgusting!!
Pigarella: *attacks*
Small cigar which can be the size of a cigarette to almost the size of a cigar. They're smoked like a cigar but take about the same amount of time to smoke as a cigarette and don't fuck up your lungs. They also taste a shitload better. So anyone who bashes them has no idea what they're talking about. Also, blunts are for re-rolling, not cigarillos. Long live the cigarillo.
Bob: Eh you got a cigarillo?
Ed: What are you gay? Have a cigarette like a real man.
Bob: (Pulls out glock and pistol whips Ed, lights up a cigarette, and forces him to inhale it at gunpoint. Screams YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU BITCH!!!! SUCK ON IT!!! SUCK ON IT!!!!! He does this for every cigarette Ed has on him until he is in a coughing fit and ready to pass out. He buys a pack of cigarillos, smokes one and shares one with Ed. He says isn't that better?)
Ed: {whimper} y-yeess
Bob: CIGARILLOS! {Empties mag into the air}
When a scarcity of attractive females causes the less attractive ones to suddenly receive additional attention from males, leading them to believe that they are actually attractive.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl over there is a 6 at best, but she's acting like she's the hottest thing to grace our presence.
Guy 2: Yep. It's the Cindarella effect, there aren't any real 10's on campus so the 6's get more attention. Let's just leave while we have our dignity intact.
Female member of German Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK. Also does her own Solo project. Her debut album is entitled, "From the Land of Volcanoes', which KMFDM lead singer Sascha K. occasionally helped do work on.