cactifucation 

The process where one places a cactus on one's work boot, then proceeds to kick it up someone's rear end.

As punishment for their crimes, the bank robbers were subject to CACTIFUCATION.

cactifucation by Wolf1701 May 7, 2018

Catification 

Catification is the art of making changes and adjustments to your home that meet the needs of both you and your cat (aesthetically and spatially). You want to create spaces that really satisfy your cat’s primal instincts and challenge them the way being outdoors does. Your cat’s instincts propel them to jump, perch, climb, play, sleep, eat, hunt, and claim their own territory. So chances are, you need to create additional spaces for them to do this. If your cat is showing signs of aggression or behavioural issues, it might be because one (or several) of their primal needs aren’t being met. Guardians need to get their cat mojo going! The key to a confident, secure, and happy cat is catering to these urges, and providing the necessary outlets for them to do so.

"I want to my home better for my cats" - "Dude, you're talking about the art of Catification!"

"My cats don't seem very happy, what should do" - "The answer my friend is Catification"

Catification by The catman99 June 10, 2020

cactification

The art of inserting a cactus into someone's butt

1. Cactification; Ronald rammed a cactus up Jonathan's butt.

cactification by Shincactus February 25, 2018