cactification

The art of inserting a cactus into someone's butt

1. Cactification; Ronald rammed a cactus up Jonathan's butt.

by Shincactus February 25, 2018

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.

Total cuntification in this town.

by Professor of pedagogy January 18, 2016

A+ Certification

CompTIA A+ certification validates foundation-level knowledge and skills necessary for a career in PC support. It is the starting point for a career. The international, vendor-neutral certification proves competence in areas such as installation, preventative maintenance, networking, security and troubleshooting.

The A+ Certification was the hardest multiple choice test i have ever taken. I'm surprised I even passed.

by I Passed August 15, 2011

Cockification

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Ryan: Baby, will you fight these girls?

Girl: Yeah, but only if you show me your cock.

Ryan: Damn Gurl, since when have you been cockified?

by Fuckeryaround July 29, 2020

chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

Catification

Catification is the art of making changes and adjustments to your home that meet the needs of both you and your cat (aesthetically and spatially). You want to create spaces that really satisfy your cat’s primal instincts and challenge them the way being outdoors does. Your cat’s instincts propel them to jump, perch, climb, play, sleep, eat, hunt, and claim their own territory. So chances are, you need to create additional spaces for them to do this. If your cat is showing signs of aggression or behavioural issues, it might be because one (or several) of their primal needs aren’t being met. Guardians need to get their cat mojo going! The key to a confident, secure, and happy cat is catering to these urges, and providing the necessary outlets for them to do so.

"I want to my home better for my cats" - "Dude, you're talking about the art of Catification!"

"My cats don't seem very happy, what should do" - "The answer my friend is Catification"

by The catman99 June 10, 2020

calcification

A change or hardening of tissue through the impregnation of calcium. The process by which specific corals grow.

Calcification of the coral reef took place over may years. Calcification in my breast tissue showed up on my mammogram.

by popcat November 18, 2013