an adjective used to describe someone who thinks he is ballin as
hell, but really throws down like a 4 foot nothing prepubescent
white girl, also frequently possesses a small penis. Frequently a victim of
halo hustling.
ME: LaMarcus thinks he is a so ballin just because he is Puerto ricano.
Dude: I know, but he really sucks at everything like Halo, Basketballin and
Player Hatin.
ME: Ya man, he is so caraballin'
Dude: You tell it man, thats real rap my brother.