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Cöf is when you handcuff someone
Could also mean coffee
Cop" Ha, you've just been cöffed, now you can't do any more crime"
Person being cöffed " ah soot"

"What do you want from breakfast?"
"Just give me a cöf
cöf by Wakeiwaki November 21, 2022
Words you can keep
Cum On Face - Sexual act often used when describing services offered by an escort.
The escort I saw last night provided cof in addition to bbbj and fs
cof by AndyRBR January 12, 2006
$160 FS (B33J & COV3RED S.3.X) FINISH C1M OR COF/ 30 MIN MAX
COF by Woltan February 12, 2022
Shortened phrase of 'Fuck Of'

Pronounced "cough"
Person 1: Your a gronk

Person 2: Cof mate
Cof by bigeMe March 1, 2012
Cradle of Filth. Extreme metal band..
Myspace Kid #1 - Hey,whats all that noise and stuff?

Myspace Kid #2 - Oh. Thats just CoF
cof by IAmTheOcean July 7, 2010
Choked on Food. Used as a short form for texting or chatting. It means that the other person said something funny or outrageous while you were eating.
G: "The new girl is wearing a hat that looks like a va-jay-jay."

H: COF! I was eating a cookie when I read that!!! Nice!

G: "Thx"
COF by People'sPoet May 21, 2011
Instead of sayingcoughsay cof
“Coughs” sorry I did a cof
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