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cof by IAmTheOcean July 7, 2010
COF
Choked on Food. Used as a short form for texting or chatting. It means that the other person said something funny or outrageous while you were eating.
G: "The new girl is wearing a hat that looks like a va-jay-jay."
H: COF! I was eating a cookie when I read that!!! Nice!
G: "Thx"
H: COF! I was eating a cookie when I read that!!! Nice!
G: "Thx"
COF by People'sPoet May 21, 2011
Cof
“Coughs” sorry I did a cof
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