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The act of shooting jiz in her eye and then punching her in that eye...
That whore used her teeth while suckin on my root, so I gave her the bizmark.
bizmark by MPH February 19, 2005

traveling bizmark 

while girl gives oral sex in a moving automobile you slam on the brakes, causing her face to violently bash the steeringwheel. when she looks up to sceam in pain bust the fatty load right into her already busted up eye. resulting in a traveling bizmark.
traveling bizmark by Anonymous October 25, 2003

bizmark donut 

while getting head, right before you bust a nut, put out, give her a black eye, and then cum on it.
a bizmark donut is not part of a healthy relationship
bizmark donut by montana is gay March 18, 2004
The Bizmark is accomplished by jizzing on the chick's face (make sure you get it all over her cheeks and eyes), then punch her in the face causing her to bleed so the blood mixes with your cum.
After I bizmarked my girlfriend, she got the hint that I wanted to dump her ass.
Bizmark by shamrock December 25, 2008

Bizmark Skidmark 

Where you deficate onto a woman with large breastes, preferably in between them. After the turd is in between the two dirty pillows you proceed to tit fuck her and it will leave the skidmark!
Cody: Dude I can't believe she broke up with you!?

Nathan: I know!! all i wanted is to do a Bizmark Skidmark, she's a fucking prude!
First punch the girl in the face till shes bleeding then spooge all over her face and then mix it around with your sauage patty.
While sal was eatting his wheatees, his roomate was wildly giving bizmarks out in the other room.
bizmark by luke February 17, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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