Bytey 

Used to denote having skills in a certain area, in particular IT or gaming related area's. To be compared to Bytey known have skills in various area's and can also mean pimp in certain groups.

Dude you got mad skillz like bytey.
OMFG that frag was so bytey dude!
That code is bytey.

Bytey by Greengoblin June 20, 2006

bytey 

Used to describe a man who possesses the physical attributes of an ape, usually with an enormous and bushy beard (pirate style). Enjoys immersing himself in popular culture (football, pop music, mainstream television) and usually drives a baby blue or pink Nissan Micra. Enjoys ranting.

Also likes frequenting local computer retailers in the hope of picking up a guy.

Used in a derogatory sense, akin to noob.

Man what a total bytey!

bytey by Camp Dave June 21, 2006

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

bitey

a general name for any one possum

etiology:
Homer calls the big possum living in the monorail conductor's cabin closet "Bitey" in Marge vs. the Monorail (Season 4 Episode 12)

from Wikipedia:
Homer: (on a family of opossums in the monorail) I call the big one "Bitey." (Matt Groening has said this is his favorite Simpsons line ever, written by Conan O'Brien)

bitey by las April 18, 2006

BYTYAN

Originaly a quote from the TV show 'family guy' short for "because you touch yourself at night"
In answear to a forum question.

Post 1:Why did the mod lock my thread?

Post 2:BYTYAN

BYTYAN by JC sugrue April 14, 2005

byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.

Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!

byte my ass by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019

Batey 

A rather posh, old-fashioned way of expressing someone's unhappiness. The closest equivalents would be CROSS or MAD.

From the Derek & Clive album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) :

CLIVE:
Oh, gosh! 'Oh! I'm done for!' I thought: 'Crumbs! If I go to Sir's study he'll get jolly BATEY and probably do all sorts of things'. And when we got in there he said, "I'm jolly cross with you .....for looking at, at Wiggins playing with his willy!"

Batey by CrazyToad August 5, 2018