A person who does not have funny jokes but always tries his hardest to impress his friends. He is not athletic but still challenges evryone.
“You are such a batalov, that joke wasn’t even funny.”- anyone
“Sorry, but what about this one!”-batalov
“Sorry, but what about this one!”-batalov
by Didar Ospanaliyev April 4, 2019
Get the batalov mug.Somebody is black, fat, and gay. This man once attacked four girls for insulting his J's, sending one to the hospital and requiring five teachers to pull him off of them. Source: NEXT High School
by n1k1 February 15, 2020
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Get the BATASKILLIA HAPAKALA DONUT mug.A male or female that is partly of a black background (whether African, American or Caribbean background) and also partly Italian.
by iix1 June 23, 2011
Get the Blatalian mug.He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?
Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?
Students: Jacob batalon
Teacher: correct!
Students: Jacob batalon
Teacher: correct!
by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018
Get the Jacob Batalon mug.An amendment of the word 'fantastic', batastic describes something that is truly awesome and related to Batman at the same time.
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